I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
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The first baby convinced me to reblog this, that last chick pop made me lose it.
I still laugh every time I see this. This video also has no dislikes.
This video always makes me laugh. Its perfect.
This cracks me up. Every single time.
My life is forever changed
son let me learn you a thing
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
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So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels, and the kid next to me just casually says “I can’t draw hands.”
1.4 million wizards on Tumblr!
1.4 MILLION WIZARDS ON TUMBLR
Almost 3 Million!!!!
LET’S GET THIS TO 5 MILLION!!
Let’s get 5 million!!!
I REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME IT’S ON MY DASH.
WE NEED 7 MILLIONTHE NOTES. OH GOD
just about every person on tumblr.
THIRTEEN MILLION GUYS!!!
14 FUCKING MILLION
OVER 14 MILLION!
What if heaven is a giant movie theater where you can watch fanfiction as movies and your otp is canon and there’s free refills on popcorn
You know… normal girls just daydream about getting married and perfect outfits.
how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said
freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
This is how I’d play chess
I HAVE NEVER LOVED A VIDEO SO DEARLY
Isn’t this how everyone plays
This is me working out my new original song inspired by Orla Gartland’s new song “Piece by Piece”. I mess up. I squeak. This is rough and not anywhere near complete, but it’s the first thing I’ve written in months, so I thought I’d share.
Orla Gartland - Piece By Piece (Treehouse version).
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