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I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
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Photoset reblogged from triggers for the emotionally barren with 20,484 notes
9 Pinterest Fails
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The first baby convinced me to reblog this, that last chick pop made me lose it.
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Video reblogged from "hope for everthing, but expect nothing" with 11,464 notes
I still laugh every time I see this. This video also has no dislikes.
This video always makes me laugh. Its perfect.
This cracks me up. Every single time.
My life is forever changed
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Photo reblogged from "hope for everthing, but expect nothing" with 44,879 notes
son let me learn you a thing
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Post reblogged from Just Another Goof with 92,634 notes
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
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So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels, and the kid next to me just casually says “I can’t draw hands.”
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Post reblogged from Team StarKid UK with 14,431,549 notes
Reblog if you are a wizard or a witch
1.4 million wizards on Tumblr!
1.4 MILLION WIZARDS ON TUMBLR
ALMOST 2
2 Million!
2.7 Million
Almost 3 Million!!!!
4 MILLION!!!!
LET’S GET THIS TO 5 MILLION!!
Let’s get 5 million!!!
Instant reblog
I REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME IT’S ON MY DASH.
WE NEED 7 MILLION
THE NOTES. OH GOD
just about every person on tumblr.
THIRTEEN MILLION GUYS!!!
14 FUCKING MILLION
OVER 14 MILLION!
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Chat reblogged from It's Always The Quiet Ones with 213,542 notes
- Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
- Friends: Don't forget to socialize
- Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
- Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
- Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
- Society: Don't forget to be perfect
- Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
- Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
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Post reblogged from Quietly amazing with 156,285 notes
What if heaven is a giant movie theater where you can watch fanfiction as movies and your otp is canon and there’s free refills on popcorn
You know… normal girls just daydream about getting married and perfect outfits.
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Post reblogged from I Wanna Be Your Friend Forever! with 39,991 notes
how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said
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Post reblogged from I Wanna Be Your Friend Forever! with 43,267 notes
general psa:
freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
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Video reblogged from My Own Little World with 86,059 notes
This is how I’d play chess
I HAVE NEVER LOVED A VIDEO SO DEARLY
HOLY SH*T
Isn’t this how everyone plays
what
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Video reblogged from neuanfang with 3 notes
This is me working out my new original song inspired by Orla Gartland’s new song “Piece by Piece”. I mess up. I squeak. This is rough and not anywhere near complete, but it’s the first thing I’ve written in months, so I thought I’d share.
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